“Hahahahaha” laughed Roswo. He had found the greatest Secret weapon of Retorpuriyalis. This was the ancient weapon of mass self desctruction. The concept was genius. It would destroy all matter that had mass in the process of self destruction. This was enough to take over the world. But there is no point taking over the world when there is nothing left. So Roswo had to be careful.
Just then he saw the Big Bird of the Ancients flying high up in the sky, heading towards him in a great acceleration of vengeance because he had stolen the ancient weapon. Roswo had to make a quick escape, he looked around, there was only one way out, he had to jump off the cliff and hope to land on the soft petals of the Kulipos flower. But the Kulipos flower was a deceiving little flower. While the petals were soft and convenient for landing on after falling off a cliff, the rest of the flower was extremely poisonous. This was a tough decision to make, but Roswo had no choice, the Big Bird of the Ancients was getting closer and he could already see that it was quite big.
Roswo then decided to take the leap, he ran towards the edge of the cliff and took a huge leap and started his decent to the Kulipos flower, he could see the petals in the distance, and it looked like he was right on target. All he needed to do was focus and try and direct his fall towards the center of the petal. The Big Bird was furious, it accelerated harder and tried to get to Roswo before he hit the petal. But just then, the Big Bird realized that it didn’t make a difference either way. Once Roswo hit the petal, all he could do was get off of it and slowly make a run for it, at which moment the Big Bird can swoop down and grab him, if he didn’t make the Petal, Roswo was doomed anyway….
So Big Bird of the Ancients decided to stop mid air and watch what happened so it could decide on what to do once Roswo landed. Meanwhile Roswo had almost completed his fall and he was still on target. Just then a huge Doroksi, which was a creature of the Ancients, walked upto the flower and ate it. Roswo couldn’t believe it, this was it, he was doomed, the flower was gone, his only hope gone, now all he could do was wait till he fell to the ground and perished. All for taking over the world, not worth it, instead Roswo could’ve led a happy life and not have the Big Bird of the Ancients chase him down. Big Bird of the Ancients saw all this happen and was happy “Hahahaha” thought Big Bird, this is what you get for stealing the Magestic Secret weapon of the Ancients.
But then, the Doroksi felt drowsy and swooned right on the spot where the Kulipos flower was, and just then Roswo with his eyes closed, landed right on the stomach of the huge Doroksi. Roswo slowly opened his eyes, was he dead??? No, he was alive!!!!! But then he thought about the thought he had just thought about, and decided not to take the great weapon of the ancients and return it to the Big Bird of the Ancients and continue to live the life he led before stealing the Secret weapon of the Ancients. The Big Bird saw the gesture and decided to spare Roswo and took the secret weapon and returned to the Altar of the Greats. The Doroksi meanwhile, just recovered and slowly walked away, in an almost drunken fashion not knowing what had just happened.
The End
